White Lady Represent : Lana Del Rey
Industry Rank : Marketing Xperiment
Darling, I want More than a Pretty Face.
Both Music Videos end in Death. Born to Die, I guess. Death is a pre Occupation of Many a Master Work. Here it is as Sentimental and Superfluous as the Rest of the Eye Candy. Lana Del Rey hints at a pro Found Yearning but it remains muted and trivialized behind Catchy Ballads and Flirty Dresses, her Xperiences no More Dangerous, in Truth, than growing up Wealthy in the sub Urbs. Lana Del Rey strikes me as the Kind of Girl who would put her 16th Birth Day on tV.
Who thinks I should have a Steamy Lesbian Affair with Lana Del Rey à la Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan, or, you know how I do, twist Art / Life and play the Lady Friend in Summertime Sadness? Out wardly, the Relationship between Lana and I will consist of whispering to One an Other at Fashion Shows, dancing in an Erotic Manner at Clubs Only to disappear into back Rooms ( where, un Doubtebly, there are Drugs ), eating at Restaurants where we have Conversations un Heard but for my Laughter, standing out Side of Pools, going to Art Galleries, and riding in Cars that are not moving. I will Briefly appear in Tabloids Only to be deemed too Dangerous. In wardly, the Thing between me and Lana will consist of Scissoring, Hotels, and Group Sx Scenes, and, as opposed to throwing our Selves off Bridges, I will build HRTNRKFRM and Lana will have a Long Relationship with a Man called Karl.