Boring Relationship

" A Drunk will steal your Wallet and feel Bad about it

A Junkie will steal your Wallet and help you look for it "

- Justified






Some Thing about this isn’t working

They’re looking for it but they can’t find it

They don’t know what it is Xactly

but they know it should be be tween them

and yet they haven't found it there

or Any where

But hey

that's Okay

They pretend it’s All Right

They put up a Good Front

Some Times

she wants it for her Self

She thinks if she could find it

she’d shine it

she’d polish it

Night and Day

but she can’t find it

his Secret


He's Twisted

He ’s been hiding it

this Whole Time

He thinks

she Really

wouldn't want to know

It would shock her

It would make her cry

He's Far too Nice a Guy

Right?

He’s not that Nice a Guy

and it tortures him in Side

There’s no Use pretending though

if you do, you’ll die

this is how dis Eases start

they start with a Lie

Even if n'either will address it

it’s Easy to discern

that be tween him and her

there’s a Cavern

It doesn’t matter if he tries

and it doesn’t matter if she cries

if there's no Thing in Side

Any Way

he keeps this Secret to his Self

he’s Good at mis Direction

He Only looks at it a Lone

be cause he’s a Fraid of it

It won’t let him be Normal

it won’t let him blend in

but she will

She’s too Nice for him

but he likes that

She’s too Sweet for him

but he likes that

She’s too Simple for him

he would like to be Simple

and though a Part of him wants her Life

an Other could Never be Happy

with the Ordinary

He’s pretending to be Some One that he’s not

She is his en Abler

I mean, there’s no Thing Wrong with her

she’s Lovely

she's Fine

I’m liberating Both of them

with this Rhyme

cause she’s got a Plan

and she needs a Man

who’ll be re Liable

He’ll keep a Steady Job

and check Every Thing Twice

calm her down

be the Sugar to her Spice

She likes that her Boy Friend's a Bit un Usual

cause he stands out in at a Party

but when it comes on down

he’s Creepy and Weird and

Kind of Questionable

They’re in a co Dependent Situation

cultivating Mutual depressions

too Scared and Lazy to change it

cause Denial is the Easiest

N'either will find Satisfaction

in their Empty Relationship

They’re to gether be cause it’s Convenient and it looks Good

The Spark has flown, it’s gone

It's just Some Thing they did so they wouldn’t be a Lone

so even if he doesn’t like to be with out a Girl to sigh to

she'll have to admit, “ I don't understand you ”

Yes, yes

they are Old Friends

but come on now

this has to end

In Return

to Both what they Most de sire

not the Other

but an Other