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Txtually Attractive

The Tension of Intentions

Why am I so turned on by Teen'Age Gang Bangers at the Mall? 
 Kid's Jacket was too Puffy hanging with his Persian Buddy

Whorror 

Remember how just this Morning you threw Marijuana at my Head?

No One will suspect our " Evil Conspiracy "

Steve Jobs : " Read the Article about the iPad 3 " 
Andrea : " No. I want to read about Prostitutes. "

I'm like a Teenager, with my Stash of Plates

Who am I? Who are you? Who is this Person? Why?

Please don't leave me at the Liquor Store you met me out Side of

But there are Drugs Avaliable. I love Avaliable Drugs

Mr. D and Miss Dirty

Hapenis

Because I have a Narcissistic Infatuation with my Face, Duh

ALways on the Verge of Hallucination

Your Stars wish they had my Story

Go for the Pineal Gland, Steve Jobs. That's where the DMT is

Face my Content

I wanna be your Seroquel

Congratulations! You win the Game of Life!

Monster Khaos Energy Juice from Corner Store + 2010 Antares Sauvignon Blanc from Chile 
= Fun

Last Night I had a Dream I was fucking a Pocket Pussy - but with what?

Blow Back

OMG. How Goth is that? - having an Imaginary Dead Best Friend?

This Twitter Shit's Addictive. Line, Any One?

It may look like I'm imPulsive, but it's Actually that I think Really Fast

Fuck your Models and your Muses, I'm gonna leave Some Bruises

The Video Game Fixation is the Hunting Instinct subverted

Say, " Fuck you, " to a Patriarch to Day

  Vengeance is Best served by Art

In the Crowd there was a Mad Man whose Face Permanently displayed the Horror we All hid

Fight Fight Fight Drugs Drugs Drugs … Ahem ...

Smiles Rebellion

I want Literary Criticism shot Directly into my Veins!

Why Any Man has slept with me in the Last Twenty Three Years is beyond me. I mean, my Clothes don't Even have Designers

If you're not willing to read a Book with a Pink Cover, you don't have the Balls for my Work

A Solitary Xtrovert

In the Future, People will be like, "She's going on One of her Twitter Benders!"

See, if I had More Friends, I could take More Pictures of People Naked

Your Skeptical Face is Very Sxe

What do you mean it's not 3 in the Morning?

The Under Acknowledged Ultra Violent Reality of the Every Day

I smell like Semen, and you're not wearing Any Pants! The Blow Job Fairy strikes again

"I'm just a Tawdry Person, jody."

AlWays, with the Weird Jokes

The Blood of the Innocent meets the Rage of the Innocent

This One Time, 17 Years Old, Drunk in a Crack House. Responsible Children : suckit

Oct 30th Redux : having not slept, subsist on Cocktail of MDMA, Cocaine, Alcohol and Weed while practicing the Art of the Blow Job

Oct 28 Redux : Writing Pot Writing Sx Writing Sx Pot Writing

I'm the Friend you call when you're like, Okay, I'm Ready for this Party to turn into an Orgy. Otherwise, what's with the Cougar in the Cage?

I am Some One Prejudices run up against

Like the Mountain Lion, I am Better viewed through the Lens of Media

The imMoral are those who judge Actions rather than Motivations

Idiots for whom Depth is a Concern of the Past

The Beer is here! Hahahahahahahahahaha I don't have a Job

I spit on your Surface. I kiss your Weeds. I am not the Last Boy. I am my Self weeping before God in the Field

Who screeched in my Ear, you Junkies? Who lost the Blade of Grass that meant Every Thing to me?

Who beat my Heart to make me sing? Hades? I will keep my Throne and I will keep my Pan

And All the Hipsters thought they were Funny. And I licked my Lips. And I arched my Back before the Lover who fooled me in his Red Palace

I enjoy being Every Thing you're Afraid to be

Oh Gosh Guys we're getting Groovy. Grass?

Boy Friend got me out of Bed @ 4 am to make me party with him. He handed me a Line to wake me up and then asked me how Parliament works

Yelled, "David Foster Wallace!" at a Tennis Court and David turned, Foster turned and Wallace turned

Capitalism called, it wants its Meme destroyed

I've been talking to my Self for a Long Time

InFamous for her Twitterpacity

Leave me to my Passions

What is there in the World of School for the Solitary? We must Sacrifice 30 Years of our Life for a Little Autonomy

Any More Cautious, I’d be Dull. Any Less Cautious, I’d be White Trash

The Errors of our Ancestors linger

Who’s making Sense for me Right now?

This polyAmorous Thing makes us look Aristocratic

Can Can Dancer Hair? TragiComic Score? Okay! Go!



A New Born Writer is a Disgusting Thing

I don't know what to tell you, Sweet Heart. You might have to get Tough

Real Estate Agents are the Epitome

"I gave up my Morality for this Company, and I xpect you to do the Same." 
"I Never had a Morality."

That's the Niche! Mark it! Now you too can have a BMW!

Pay Xorbitant Prices! Accept Further Xtraction! Accept Further Abstraction! Drink Oil for Breakfast! Make Love to your teleVision!

CapitaLies

Himster / Herster : Hipster Lifte Style Magazine for Men / Ladies

Pompous in Ignorance of their Privilege

3 Million People died of Small Pox so I could throw that Cooler in that Bush!

Lick my Pussy and I promise you Half my Futures plus Interest on my Stock's RRSP's Mortgages' Credit Line off the Derivatives of my Student Debts

Do you think Goth Girl yelling these Things @ Suits @ Cactus Club while Drunk is pro Revolution?

Vote Tomorrow for President!

All I ask for my Loyalty is my Freedom

There is a Fine Line between Globalized Communism and Monopoly Capitalism

Pacify InDoctrinate Xploit : School University Work

Trade Marx

Without the Realization of Power at the Individual and interIndividual Level, there is no Revolution.

People are Nicer to Men who frighten them

I have the Right to what Ever Attention you aren't giving me, InterNet Public

When Every Thing hurts, pretend it's a TV Show

Why would I waste my Talents manipulating People when I could leave them Work to inspire them for Generations?

I don't socialize, I party

It's a Good Thing I love me

OutSiders are those who Consistently defy Stereotyping

"What do you think of Assisted Suicide, WarBoy?" 
"I don't need Any Help."

Tin Hat Metaphors

I may get up at 2:30 pm, but Damn if I don't look Class

Businessslut

I am unPopular because beneath my Mockery is Some Thing proFound

It's not Fantasy. It's Realism for Psychedelic Users

You believe it is a Blow to your Honor that you do not possess me? It is a Blow to your Honor that you desire Possession

Just because I look Pretty doesn't mean I don't care about smashing the State

The Difference between Tribe and Civilization is the Difference between Family and Friends and Masters and Slaves

All Booze considered ...

Literary Fractals

Clothes unlived in are like Dogs without Jobs

It takes Chaos to start a Revolution

My Favorite Shape is Asymptote

Hipster Holler : my Whole Identity is what I'm wearing 
Harajuku Holla : I am wearing my Whole Identity

Does Bull vs. Bear Market signify Less-so and More-so homoSxual Men contending for World Financial Power?

What's Great is I'm just as Good Looking as you but also More Interesting

Being Gay is Better than pretending not to be Gay

Monogamy is the Tylenol of the Masses

Too Interesting for your Institution

"It's like selling Angst to Teenagers"

You know what's Funny? - Depression

Calling me Crazy is like calling an Anorexic Fat

Do you know what Modesty is to an Artist? - A Luxury

Hey! @MDMAfilms stole my Blog Colors! Oh Well. I stole them from MDMA

Yeah, Well, my Ridiculousness is in Direct Correlation to the Size of your Dick!

Love is like Madness. Is my Madness Love?

Being arrested is to Teenage Boys what being raped is to Teenage Girls

I want People to be Smarter and More Honest. This is my Only Wish. All Else is Gibberish, meant to embellish this Wish

Every One takes Drugs - the Difference is how Powerful they are

Empire is the Pimple of Life

If testing our Bodies with Sports is encouraged but testing our Minds with Drugs is Illegal, what does this tell us about Society?

Any Thing but Alpha Males fucking Barbie Dolls

I need to go Crazy to be Sane. If I had to be Sane, I'd go Crazy