Half Mil

Half Mil 

Dear Guy from NY who took me out to Dinner when I was Twenty :

You think your Half Mil makes you Special but it doesn’t

It ain’t your Money, Buddy

It ain’t your Money, Buddy

You gotta be a Girl’s Friend before you bang her

You think just cause

you paid for Dinnah

gives you the Right

to take what evah?

You think just cause

you dropped a Hundred Dollahs

gives you the Right

to shove your Tongue down my Throat when it’s ovah?

I ain’t a Fucking Prostitute

If I was, then I’d tell yah

Ye think your Half Mil makes you Special but it doesn’t

It ain’t your Money, Buddy

It ain’t your Money, Buddy

You gotta be a Girl’s Friend be fore you bang her

Now I’m a Truth Teller

a Real Straight Talkah

that’s why you keep on messagin

questionin

" What’s up with these Bitches, Jesus?

All a Bunch of Fucking Teases

Here I got a Good Job

a Real Shwank Pad

but Honey, I'm hurtin

why won’t they give me what I’m wantin? "

You think your Half Mil makes you Special but it doesn’t

It ain’t your Money, Buddy

It ain’t your Money, Buddy

You gotta be a Girl’s Friend before you bang her

You think you so Fine

with the Wine

on your Dime 

in your Prime

it’s a Crime

Girls won’t give you the Time

but you just as Much a Jerk

as my Guy
All Night
you been slanderin

Stead of wonderin

if it’s you that paid

why ain’t you gettin laid?

ask your Self

what if this Chick was your Sistah, Mistah?

You get my Gist?

You a Fucking Misogynist

You think my Ass is your Due but it’s not

You think my Ass is your Due but it’s not

You think your Half Mil makes you Special but it doesn’t

It’s in-Securities that you’re coverin with your Bluster, Buster

so work on your Personality

Stead of talkin bout your Gs

You think your Half Mil makes you Special but it doesn’t

It ain’t your Money, Buddy

It ain’t your Money, Buddy

You gotta be a Girl’s Friend before you bang her

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Cook'd St House / Vic. City / BC / Coast Salish / CA / TiL

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