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This is not Andrea Coates. This is SomeOne who thinks Andrea Coates is a BAD FEMINIST. I know her Personally ( so I’ve chosen to publish this Article Anonymously ) but, having frequented Many of the Same Anarchist Gatherings as Andrea Coates, and having been a Reader of her Blog for Some Time, I feel that it is my MORAL DUTY to stand up and say to you Ladies out there that Andrea Coates is a BAD FEMINIST. Andrea Coates talks Big, but following her Model of Feminism leads Straight to the Subservient, oppressed Wifery we Ladies have struggled so Hard to pull our Selves out of these Last 200 Years!



The Evidence:


1) Andrea Coates is dating a Big Dick.







You can tell EveryThing you need to know about a Man looking at a Dick like that. This Kind of Dick is the Primary Perpetrator of Patriarchy and oppression against Ladies. We as Feminists need to rebel against this Kind of Dick. Fetishising it on our Blog Only encourages its Misogynist Machismo. This Testosterone Heavy Hetero Normative Male Probably keeps a Fellatio to Cunnilingus Ratio of 150:1. He Probably plays Video Games while Andrea Coates works. He Probably does Cocaine for Days straight and then throws Things against the Wall. He Probably protects his Closeted Gay Buddy over his Girl Friend. We as Powerful, Independent Ladies cannot support a Voice that associates with this Kind of Maleness. If Andrea Coates were Truly Dedicated to eradicating Sxism from the World she would get a Boy Friend who is not the Genetic Product of Generations of Big, Sxist Dicks.





Not only is Andrea Coates seeing a Man who represents the Antithesis of Feminism, she seems to like being dominated by him. Clearly, in engaging in these Sick and Degrading Sx Practices, Andrea Coates is indicating she not Only is, but enjoys her Position as, a Slav to the Patriarchy.









For Hundreds of Years, we Ladies have been the Subjects of Art, but Rarely the Artists. In allowing her Self to be a Part of a Traditional Male Artist / Female Muse Relationship with Film Maker jody franklin, as Well as a Traditional Dominant Male / Submissive Female Relationship with that Big Dick up there, Andrea Coates is proving she cannot, or will not, challenge Stereo Typical Gender Roles. Not Only that, but jody franklin is 15 years Coates' Senior! He is a Casting Couch Director posing as an Auteur drooling over a Young Womyn he has, according to this Very Blog, been manipulating with Drugs.




Andrea Coates she says she is an Oracle and she can " see " these Babies of hers, but not Only does this make Andrea Coates sound Delusional, if we Ladies are ever going to overcome the Patriarchy, we need to stop being tied to our Roles as Caretakers of Children. Having a Child Often puts a Womyn in the Position of needing a Man for Financial, Physical and Emotional Support. Studies suggest becoming Mothers sets Ladies back in their Careers More so than does Any Other Life Style Choice. One Study indicated Employers are Less Likely to hire 1 of 2 Otherwise Identical Ladies if 1 of them is a Mother. If we Ladies are ever going to be Respected for our Skills beyond Mothering, we’re going to have to start thinking about Alternate Options to Traditional Pregnancy. Thankfully, with Advances being made by homo Sxuals, it won’t be long before we can All have our Children conceived out Side the Womb. This will be Better for the Babies as they won’t be affected by the Emotional Depressions the Proud, Educated, Ambitious Ladies of the Future will go through when they realize Pregnancy and Motherhood will set them back Years in their Ambitions when compared to their Male Counterparts.




5) Andrea Coates creates and stars in Pornography
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She calls the Company PulPit Porn"Art," but, so Far, it looks just like Pornography to me. Every One knows Pornography devalues Ladies, that it reduces them to the Lumps of Flesh surroudning Orifices for Male Penetration. Womyn have Personalities, Families, Friends, and inTerests, and Andrea Coates needs to stop discounting this by making the Foundation of her Fame her Ability to take her Clothes off / have Phallic Objects thrust at / up her on Camera. The Creation of PulPit PornArt proves Coates' " Literary " Talent is a Sham based in Male Masturbatory Fantasy, which proves, in Turn, she is no Feminist, just a Whore.





Feminism, and the Position of Womyn in the Modern World, is no Laughing Matter. It’s Offensive to see Andrea Coates writing in a Humorous, Sarcastic Tone when, meanwhile, Girls in Africa are being subjected to Female Circumcision. I think, in stead of writing Hilarious Articles on Line, Andrea Coates should volunteer at a Women’s Shelter so she can understand just how Thoroughly un Funny the Patriarchy is.








Her on Line Essays indicate that her Favourite Kind of Writer is Male, a Heavy Drug User, and Quite Often, a Misogynist. If Andrea Coates were Really a Feminist, she would idolize Stable Lady Writers like Jane Austen or Margaret Drabble, not go on about how she's like Hunter S Thompson, or how Sxe she finds Nietzsche, or how she idolizes the Beat Guys, or VICE Magazine. Misogyny is Ugly, Andrea Coates. Say it with me now


MISOGYNY is UGLY








Her Andrea Coates’ Guide te Getting Laid fe Ladies is no Thing but Male Sxual Agression made Accessible to 3rd Wave Faux Feminists. If Andrea Coates were a Real Feminist, she would understand that reversing the Roles of Pursuer and Pursued does not a Gender Egalitarian Society make.









9) Andrea Coates hits on Ladies the Way Men hit on Ladies





As if Ladies weren’t being harassed enough allready by Men, now, if Andrea Coates has Any inFluence on People's Behavior, they’ll have to worry about Other Ladies too! Not Only does Andrea Coates’ hitting on Ladies in Face of her Obvious Straightness make her look Greedy, it makes her look like a Potential User and Abuser of Ladies, too. As in her Essay about Molly Young, she's Probably just luring them back to her Place so that Big Dick can feed them MDMA and rape them. Andrea’s Coates' " pan Sxualism " is just Plain Old Sxism : Andrea Coates sees Ladies as no Thing but Sxual Objects for her Pleasure.



10) Andrea Coates dresses in Tight / Revealing Clothing







And she recommends wearing Heels! What Greater Symbol of Bondage to the Masculine Aesthetic could there be besides those Bound Feet? If Andrea Coates were a True Feminist, she would understand that appeasing Men by dressing to their Aesthetic Standards diminishes Womyn’s Power. Many Muslim Womyn say wearing the Hijab makes them feel Free. If Andrea Coates Really were a Lady Free to xpress her Self beyond the Eyes of Men, she would wear Practical Things like Jeans, TShirts and Sneakers instead of All this Tight, Revealing Clothing, meant to attract Men, combined with those Painful, imPractical Heels. All Andrea Coates cares about is being a Sx Object Men fawn over. No More.






I would be More inTerested in what Andrea Coates had to say if she'd grown up in Poverty or was Some Thing besides an Other Caucasian.










Andrea Coates has not submitted her Work to a Magazine in as Long as I can remember. She is not a Member of any Ladies' Groups or Movements. She often chooses to stay Home, writing her Offensive Essays, rather than participate in Feminist, anti Capitalist and anti Colonial Demonstrations. If Andrea Coates Really cared about Ladies' Collective Well Being, she would work with Other Ladies to accomplish their Mutual Goals. In stead, she stays Home by her Self, writing, or hangs out with her Big Dick, or makes Movies with her Other Boy Friend as if we should care what she thinks about Any Thing.



Andrea Coates, in the End, you are Self Absorbed and Self Serving and Completely pre Occupied with Pleasing Men and that's what makes you a




BAD FEMINIST







Yours Truly


the Anti Andrea





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Anti Feminist Sentiment is Fear of Femininity

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It makes them see their Vulnerability


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