In my Life, I’ve had Trouble getting along with Ladies.
The Fact I’ve said this is Endemic of the Problem.
Close Lady Friends, from what I have seen, have this Way of talking amongst Each Other that prioritizes interPersonal Cohesion. Conversation among Lady Friends who are Close is Affirmative, Sensitive and Sympathetic. Friendships between Ladies are, in their Ideals, Sanctuaries of Understanding and Compassion.
I have this Way of talking in Round-about Jokes that poke Fun at / challenge People and Things. Often, my Tone of Voice is inDistinguishable from Sarcasm. I have an Intellect that holds noThing and EveryThing as Sacred at Once. I cause Argument and Discord. I am a Trickster. I have found that this Way of Conversing is Popular among Males and, as a Result, Men, since I have been a TeenAger, have preferred my Company to Ladies.
Which, unFortunately, makes it even Harder for me to get along with Ladies. If you add to my Confrontational Verbal Stylings my High Natural Sx Drive, what you get is Sxually Promiscuous Behavior on my End. My Conversation, which leads to Close Relationships with Males + my inEscapable Desire for Sx and Lots of Different Kinds of it has pushed me from the Ladies in my Life I have counted as Friends. I have offended them; I have neglected them; I have been abandoned by them. I have hurt and I have been hurt by Lady Friends.
But! I am a Feminist. I think Ladies as Ladies deserve a Position Better than the One our 21st Century Western “Democratic” Society has given us, and I work Every Day to achieve that Goal. My Ideal World is One where Ladies are free to have whatever Lives and Personalities they choose, Free of Stigma, Free of Sxual Harassment, Free of Misogyny.
Part of the Way I would like to go about this is by tossing a Molotov Cocktail into the “Lady as Passive Sxual Object” Paradigm. This Paradigm is so Fucking Maddening because it takes a Lady’s Sxuality away from her and places it in the Hands of Men who would use it ( her Body ) as their Due. Men are, under the Myth of the “Lady as Passive Sxual Object,” the Determiners of the Sxual Standards to be upheld by their Wives, Daughters and GirlFriends. Under the Myth of the “Lady as Passive Sxual Object,” Ladies are punished for Any Act of Sxual Will Power that goes on outside the Purview of Fathers, Husbands, or BoyFriends. Ladies are called “Slut,” or “Whore” if they do not live up to Patriarchal Standards of Sxual Passivity. SomeTimes Ladies are beaten or killed for xpressing Sxual Will Power.
Under the Myth of “Lady as Passive Sxual Objects,” Ladies are encouraged to spend $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ a Year on Beauty Products intended to increase their Superficial Attractiveness to Men while the Personalities hidden behind those Beauty Products are left to languish. Why should a Young Lady cultivate her Personality / kNowledge of the World when Men find Passive, Bubble-Headed but Beautiful Ladies so Damned Attractive? These Girls are All the Better for a Dominating Male to impose his Will upon, like Putty. These Girls can be duped. They are not a Threat to a Power System which favors Men.
This Process - that of a Man imposing his Will upon a Lady - can be Really Hot in Practice between Two Consenting Adults in a BedRoom. But when it permeates Culture as a Whole, when Ladies are taught to act as if at All Times as if in the Grips of a Sxual Endorphine High - ie : ( for Many ) like they're Malleable - it negates and destroys Any Other Abilities these Ladies may have cultivated in the Course of their Lives. Young Ladies become the Dolls of Men, sitting around, Year after Year, tending to their Beauty, hoping a Man will marry them / stay married to them, tending House, keeping a Lid on their Will.
This is BULLSHIT. Men promoting Passivity of the Feminine Spirit for their Own Ease and Comfort is Cruelty and Subtle Slavery. Take a look at Hollywood Imagery and see Ladies Talents Repeatedly reduced to their “Desirability,” an imPressionable, inDeterminate Quality, based, if the Images are Any Indication, on the Question “What do Men want Ladies to be?” and, thereby, in the Early 21st Century, as Capitalism is Man's Will, on Consumerism, Social Apathy and Sxual Subservience as embodied in Frail Fashionistas with Fake Lips / Breasts.
Personally, I will not stand for the “Lady as Passive Sxual Object” Paradigm a Moment Longer. I am setting it on Fire.
But, we as Ladies must still be Sxe, no? It is so Fun to be Sxe, and it bestows Great Power upon the Lady
and the Man.
If AnyThing at All Accounts for the Prevalence of Patriarchal repression of Authentic Feminine Sxuality ( that Sxuality which arises out of the Lady’s Body before the inTervention of Social Standards ), that negating of it, packaging it, and reselling of it as they desire it, for Purposes their Own, by the Oligarchs of Patriarchy and Capitalism, it is Fear of the Power of the Freely Sxual Lady.
The Slut is inTensly Desirable, but she will be no One Man’s aLone. She will not be contained. The Controlling Man cannot control the Slut as he attempts to control himSelf / Others. Where Masculinity craves Still and noThingness, Femininity craves Movement and EveryThingness. The Man who is not in Touch with his Feminine Side fears what he cannot control, that is what will not hold Still, and may try to put this Precious Creature that he cannot control into a Cage that he can.
I am speaking from Xperience.
I have Little Use for Cages, whether they be imposed by a Man who wants to keep me to himSelf, a Society that wants me to reduce me to a Commodity Consumer, or a Lady who would keep me from Openly xpressing my Sxuality as I xperience it because it makes her unComfortable.
This is my esCape. I am Coming out as a Slut for Love.
For Years, Due Partly to my Alienation from Lady Friend Circles, Due Partly to my Disdain for the Myth of the “Lady as Passive Sxual Object,” I acted as a Solo Lady Pickup Artist, scanning Bars, Parties, Whole Cities, Whole Countries, to find Men to play with Intellectually and Physically. In this Article I hope to pass on Some of the Tricks I have learned so that Other Ladies might use them to take Control of their Sx Lives so noOne else can.
You know what, Margaret Wente?
This is a Guide for People of a Certain Maturity
Or, you know, do it in a Clumsy Drunk Sad Way like I did for Many Years. And learn from the Pain, like I did. ’Sup to you.
I say Nasty Things about "Men" cause "Men" have done a Lot of Nasty Things to me. My Anger, however, remains directed at the Social Forces that created these Behaviors rather than at Any Particular Man. Men are born into the Same Patriarchal Culture I am, and Often, it’s as Much to their disAdvantage as it is mine if they don’t toe the Misogynist Line.
I say, make sure Every Man you sleep with you sleep with cause he is a Cool Guy, Worthy of your Attentions. Sleeping with Men out a Sense of Vengeance for the Ills done to you has Only led, in my Xperience, to Feelings of Worthlessness.
A Good Idea is to use Condoms and be checked for STIs at Regular Intervals if you sleep with Multiple Strangers during a Period of Time. I understand that using Condoms feels like wearing Snow Pants, so if you don’t like them ( I don't ), I’d recommend keeping to Stable Long-Term Relationships. Have EveryOne get checked prior to entering a Circle and use Condoms when xploring outside the Circle.
Sx with Strangers is Dangerous. The Threat of STIs is Real and Terrifying. You are risking your Health, and Others’.
I’ve heard Good Things about Kimono Brand MicroThin Condoms.
I’ve also heard that Sheep Intestine Condoms feel Really Good ( it's Nostalgic? ), but they don’t protect against STIs, so, not so Good for Casual Partners.
Gay and Trans Ladies might find Some Advice they like or find Useful, but considering I am writing from Life and
a) I have Little besides Drunken TeenAge makeout Sessions and the Occasional Orgy / Three Way to refer to in Terms of Sx with Ladies ( I’m Sure I’ll see to this Gap in my kNowledge :P ),
and b) I have not xperienced Life as a Trans Lady and imagine Sx as a Trans Lady has its Unique Challenges which ought to be done Justice
I do not wish to speak to those Xpereinces. I encourage Gay and Trans Ladies to write their Own Guide te getting Laid fe Ladies!
For this Guide, I have chosen to stick with what I have Great Xperience in.
I would like to address the Fact that the Advice in this Guide may be Most Applicable to the Lives of Educated, Middle Class, White Ladies. These are the Social Conditions under which I was raised and they have affected my Xperiences in picking up Men for Sx. Much of the Information in this Guide dealing with avoiding Rape is directed at Ladies who face Little Risk of Rape in their Day to Day Lives, who live in a World where Feminism has assured them a Job if they want it and a Sxual Harrasment Suit if they need it. These Privileges do not belong to us All, however, and there are Many Ladies who spend their Days in Home and Work Environments where being preyed on Sxually is a Constant and Real Threat. These Ladies may find Some of my Tactics Helpful, or my Attitude Encouraging, but they may also find my Abandon unRealistic or Reckless given their Circumstances.
I have had a Number of Less than Pleasurable Xperiences in my Time picking up Men for Sx. As is True of Many Such Guides, I’m Sure, Many of the Tips in this Guide I learned the Hard Way. This Guide xists so that Others may avoid the misTakes I made. Reading this Guide does not ensure you that you will not make misTakes, or that your Xperiences will allways be Positive, but I hope that you, like I, in taking on these Xperiences, possess the Solidity of Character Necessary to ride them out with Humor and Good Will and emerge out the Other Side a Stronger, Smarter, Sxier Lady. All Xciting PassTimes ( Mountain Climbing, doing Drugs, falling in Love, Great Literature ) are Dangerous, so go in equipped to deal with Struggle and Strain.
What’s Relevant is the Personality of the Person you choose to sleep with, not how you met them or when you First had Sx with them. AnyOne who tells you Otherwise is trapped in a Behavioral Box that limits Creativity, Key to Good Sx.
A Word on Birth Control. I don’t think there is a One Size fits All Option when it comes to Birth Control. I don’t think there’s Space in this Essay for the Matter of what Kinds of Birth Control xist, the Pros and Cons, etc. There are a Lot of Options and I am not an Xpert on Any of them. So, I will not be addressing Birth Control in this Essay. I will leave it to inDividual Ladies to do research and find what works Best for them, as I think Birth Control is as Personal a Matter as Sxual Taste. Some Things work for Some People, and not for Others. I think Birth Control is as Spiritual as it is Biological. It’s your Body. Follow it. Personally, I would like to learn about Cycles and the Moon, and when I do, I will share what I have learned.
People prefer Short and Sweet to Clinging Desperately to Paltry Threads of Connection, we All know that. A Talented Playa using her Sx Appeal for More than One’s Amusement to a Sad and Lonely Lady looking to loose herSelf in a Man. I’ve been Both and through Misery I’ve trained mySelf to be the Former. FemPowered.
Personally, I have a Tendency to fall in Love. This is my Weakness. Many a Man has had to detach my Claws from him. I like the Idea of Long-Term Mates. A Lot. I think the ProFunDity of Sx grows with Time. But Variety is, as they say, the Spice. I have found a Comfortable polyAmorous Place that keeps me in Sufficient Amounts of Both.
Fear they will wind up with Men they don’t like. Fear Men will push them into Sx before they’re Ready. Fear they will be taken Advantage of. Fear they will be Rejected. Fear a Man will be put off by their Boldness. Fear they will say the Wrong Thing. Fear they will be Embarrassed. Fear they will be used.
I hope to subdue these Fears. Fear has its Place, but it’s no Way to run a Sx Life. How about running your Sx Life based on Lust? Desire? Want? Will?
As a Result of Long Standing Patriarchal Social Pressures, Many Ladies are so Cautious / Passive / Fearful around Men and Sx, they miss out on a Great Deal of Positive Xperience.
Don’t be so Scared, eh.
Here my Bias is Evident. In "post Feminist" Social Environments, a Lady can xpect to flirt with a Man, or stand up to a Man, and make an imPression on him. In "pre Feminist" Social Environments, a Lady can xpect to stand up to a Man and be beaten / killed. Privileged Ladies of the postFeminist World stand up to Men as Often as you can. Make this the Paradigm of your Culture. Men want to get laid and if the Cultural Condition of getting laid is “respect Ladies for who they are,” respected for who they are Ladies will be.
I like the Word FemPowered because it feels Powerful, like Ladies are, while implying More Curvaceousness than does the Word EmPowered, which has a Masculine "Empire" Ring to it.
These Signals should say "I want to fuck you" but not in a Way that is Trashy or Needy.
The Kinds of Conversations you have in these Energetic States are up to you to create based on your Personal Interests. In Order to evoke an Erotic Encounter with a Man, give EveryThing you say a Little Lift to it. Not a “Lit ” ( posing a Statement as a Question - “And then I went to the Bar?” ). Lits make you sound like a Barbie Doll. I mean, whatever. If you want to be a Barbie Doll, that’s your Own Business. If you want SomeThing a Little More Adult, a Subtle Joke should be implied in Every Statement you make. The Riddle is you and the Object of your Desire fucking. Innuendos are Good.
Still, Many of the Tips in this Guide are Useful for creating Sxual Tension within an Xisting Relationship. This Tension is called Sxual Polarity. A Great Guy to read on the Matter of how to create and maintain Sxual Polarity is David Deida. Sxual Polarity is the enGagement of Masculine and Feminine Energies in Sxual inTimacy. When a Man makes Aggressive Sxual Gestures towards you and you giggle, shriek and acquiesce, you are engaging Mutual Sxual Polarity. When a Man makes Sxually Aggressive Gestures towards you and you describe the Finer Points of Feminism to him, you are nullifying your Mutual Sxual Polarity by engaging your Own Masculine ( Rational ) Side ( The Feminine Side being Emotive Emulsions ).
The Fastest Way to emasculate a Man is to out Smart him
Neutralizing Sxual Polarity is a Useful for turning off Aggressive Losers and I will describe how to do this Later on. In the Mean Time, Feminine Energy is Soft, flowing and Acquiescent, like Water. Masculine Energy is Hard and Still and Determined, like Rock. Feminine Energy is xpressed in Men and Masculine Energy is xpressed in Ladies. Masculine Energy xpressed in a Lady is called Animus. Feminine Energy xpressed in a Man is called Anima. Xpress that Energy which feels most Natural to you and you will attract a Partner with an Opposite / Equal Energy. The Greater the Xtremity of your Xpression the More Polar Opposite of a Partner you will attract. I think this is why Big Muscular Dudes who like UFC Fights get with Teeny Tiny Women with Xaggerated Tits who can spend All Day on their Nails, Gender-Equal Liberal Scientists attract Other Gender-Equal Liberal Scientists, and mySelf, a Mysto Artist, loves Certain Business-Minded Men. Of Course, these are not Laws, Mere GuideLines. Once you get into Multiple Lovers, you may find even More inTriguing Anima / Animus interPlays ( my Strong Animus, for Xample, attracts Men with Equally Strong Animas ).
You don’t need Six GirlFriends to keep Safe from Rapists, either. Or even One GirlFriend. Over the Past 6-7 Years, I have walked aLone, at Night, to and from inNumerable Houses, Bars, Clubs, Restaurants and Parties in Various Towns and Cities in Various Countries and I have Never Once been followed Home / attacked by a Man. The Greatest Probability of Rape comes Once you’re alReady in the BedRoom ( I have talked my Way out of being raped - by stating to Men that the Situation was starting to look like Rape ). For this Reason, be Sure to set Firm Boundaries with Men. Do not be Afraid to run away or call for Help. If a Man has crossed your Boundaries, tell him so and leave. I believe that Many Date Rapists rape Ladies because they are Socially unSkilled. These Men think the Lady will end up liking it Half Way through, like they see happening on tV. Many Men prey on unSuspecting, Emotionally Vulnerable, or Drunk Girls because they do not have the Social Skills Necessary to engage with a Lady in a Way that is Respectful and Equal. This Art must be taught to them, and we Ladies must begin teaching by having a Respect for ourSelves that can sense when we are not being treated as we ought to be and knows how to ask for and get Fair Play.
One Reason for the Confusion - that when a Girl says "No," she means "Yes" - is that this back and Forth XChange goes on a Lot in Willing Sxual interActions and is a Good Part of the Fun. I say, you can pretend not to be into Sx Only with Some One you are Fully inTerested in having Sx with. Only after the Desire to have the Sx has been Clearly and Decisively established within the Relationship can the "Yes / No" Game begin in a Way that is Pleasurable. This is why it is imPortant to be Honest and Direct with Men, so they will not confuse your Signals.
It sucks to be rejected, but Rape is One of the Worst Things that can happen to a Person and leave them aLive. Rape creates Scars that take Years, if not Whole Lives, to heal. Rape happens All the Time to Ladies All over the World and from All Different Cultures. Commonly, it cccurs without there being Consequence for the Rapist. Ladies are blamed for their Own Rapes, or asked to refrain from Sxual Suggestion so as not to incite the Apparently unControllable Sxual Urges of Men.
I think Rape happens in a World where Sxuality is treated like a Sin. Ladies, as the Body which is More Overtly Sxual, bear the Greatest Strain in a World where Sxuality is a Sin. Masculinity suffers too. In repressing the Feminine, the Masculine is forced to over-compensate.
If a Lady says, "Thanks, but I am not inTerested," Straight up, meaning it, a Man with Any Decency ( and Most are Decent, if Confused and Lacking in Love ) will be Hard-Pressed to rationalize her Rejection as playing it “Coy.”
“I am Only staying for anOther Drink. I have SomeOne I’m meeting,” even if you don’t ( the Tremendous Value of Honesty goes out the Window the Minute a Man begins to pressure you. Often, pick up requires visiting Multiple Locations a Night as you suss out Different Scenes, so you’ll have to learn to ditch Dudes who get Clingy )
“I Only Kiss on the First Date.” This is Charmingly Retro and can be used on Any Guy you like but want to go Slowly with.
“I’ll give you this Blow Job and then I would like for us to call it a Night.” Remember: receiving Fellatio is a Precarious Situation for a Man to be in. Both Men and Ladies forget this, as it looks like Such a Male Power Play. You don’t need to bite it off, Necessarily, you just need to bite and then run.
“If you don’t leave me aLone I’m going to call the Bartender / my Friend / the Police.” Other People are Scary.
When Dealing with Annoying Men, imagine you are a Mother Moose. Scare the Man ( even if Gently ) and then vanish into the Bush.
I discuss more Techniques for discouraging Rape in sections 2), 7) and 11).
This doesn't mean you have to become Domineering. If you think I come across as a Bitch in my Essays, you should see the Cooing Dove I turn into around my Lovers. Feminine Power in Sxual Chemistry comes from the Delight Feminine Energy finds in Masculine Energy ( and vice versa ) not from how Good a Lady is at writing Essays, or baking Cookies, or giving Blow Jobs, or whatever, even if she is Really Good at All those Things.
This may seem anti-Feminist Right off the Bat, but what I’m saying is there’s a Place for us as Ladies to enjoy our Rational, Ambitious, Competitive Sides ( like when we write Essays ) and a Place for us to enjoy our Free Flowing, Love Giving, Sweet-Hearted Feminine Sides ( like our making Snack Foods ) and Sx is a Place for the Later. If being Rational, Ambitious and Competitive in Bed turns you on, then go ahead ( Alt Lit Porn, AnyOne? ), but for Many Ladies Acquiescence is the Hottest Feeling.
This is Part of why Acquiescence has been able to take over our Whole post Civilization herStorical IdEntity. We are the "Givers," the "Nurturers," the "Meek Ones." A Life lived in Utter submission is a Life lived out of Balance, however. Stand up for your Self. Draw the Line. Step over it when it suits you.
Your Dress is an Xpression of your Soul. Cause Clothes Instantly and Obviously convey Personality / Social Position / Ambitions ( hence Fashion’s Popularity ), dress for your Self. Do not change your Style for Men, for me, for AnyOne but yourSelf. The Key to attracting Men is not what you dress like, but how you behave. If you’ve got Sass, no Matter what the Fuck you’re wearing, Men will like you. The World is Full of Men. The Vast Majority of them are Good People or trying to be and the Vast Majority of them want a Lady, for toNight or forever.
Try finding out what your Soul Animal is. All People have a Special Species of Animal which lends its Appearance and Personality to their Appearance and Personality. Many People subConsciously dress in Ways that reflect their Soul Animal. If you find out what your Species is, you can choose Colors, Txtures, and Shapes of Clothing that reflect this Creature, and this will endow you with an Animalistic Authenticity that will draw Creatures of a Similar or Complimentary Nature to you. ( Knowing your Soul Animal is also Helpful in Sxual Role Playing ). Remember : All Animals are Beautiful.
We are a Society aFraid of Bodies, eSpecially Naked Bodies. Why? Any Clothes that highlight your ASS, CURVES, LEGS and BREASTS are a Good Idea for picking up Men for Sx. It doesn’t matter if you have a BIG ASS or a little ass, LOTS OF CURVES or few Curves, FAT LEGS or skinny legs, BIG BOOBS or little boobs. Show them off, Lady Friend. Men are All about Body Parts. In a Fucked up Patriarchal Society like ours, Men like Ladies’ Body Parts More than the Ladies theirSelves do. We must right this Wrong by loving our Selves for who we are. Only this Way will SomeOne love us Equally for who we are.
Diversity is the Name of the Game of Nature ( look at the Animals and the Plants ) so don’t be aFraid to rock abNormalities. Men are More accepting of a Variety of Feminine Body Types than the MainStream Media lets on to. A Good Mantra to remember is
Feminine Radiance emits Light. Any Thing that reflects and enhances this Light is Desirable. Glittery Things are Good. As are Silky Things, Brightly Coloured Things, Skin Tight Things and Loud Things. Any Thing that says “Feminine” is a Good Idea in picking up Men. Any Thing that Says “Sx” is Risqué. But, you know, Personally, I like a Hint of a Risk in Sx.
Here is how to wear Heels:
- Use inSoles for Comfort. Gel Ones are Good. Glue them in so they don’t slip.
- Walk Heel-Toe, Heel-Toe or on the Balls of your Feet if you need to go Quickly or hop over AnyThing.
- Pull your Stomach in and up, Belly Button towards the Spine. Push your Hips under and pull your Shoulders Back. This will make you walk like an Amazon.
- Sway your Hips to make your Ass jiggle.
Think about the Term "Suspended Animation." The Smoldering is happening Everywhere. Lower your Eyelids and plump your Lips. If you keep your Chin a Little up and a Little out and this will make your Neck look Longer and make you look Wealthy even if you arent.
To pout, open your Lips Slightly. This makes you look Vulnerable. Feminine Vulnerability makes Men think about Sx, which is why they want us to be Vulnerable All the Time. In Public, Vulnerability is Best faked / suggested at.
Flutter your EyeLashes. Slowly. Blink. Use Blinks as a means of Communication, like Morse Code, but not too Fast or you look like you have Some Shit in your Eye. Course, you could allways try asking Dude to help find the Shit that’s in your Eye.
The Best Lady Pick Up Artists I’ve known are Tremendous Wits. Men contend a Lot with One an Other through Slyly Competitive Banter, and they will Bond with a Lady who can interact with them on this Level. I am so Good at it, I turn a Lot of Men off. They feel inTimidated. But, what do I want to fuck with Guys who can’t handle me? Funny, Feminine, Intelligent Ladies are Delights. They make Any Party like 20 X Better. Combine Verbal Barbs with Flirty outFits.
5) Talk to Men in a Kind Manner
There’s no need to be Rude ( unLess you’re Actively challenging Patriarchy ). If a Man compliments you, Whether he is a Business Man or a Bum, thank him. Unless you live in One of those Cultures where they All do it All the Time, in which Case, I dunno, ignore the Fucks. That Constant Barrage of Sxual Attention is not so Much a Reality here in Canada. We have the Word’s Best behaved Men. Or SomeThing. If a Man you do not like continues to Bother you, tell him you have a Friend you need to meet, even if you don’t. This is Better than saying you have a BoyFriend Some where if you don’t, as I have found Many a Worm of a Man will ask Questions about said BoyFriend until it becomes Evident he is Fake. You can allways pretend you’re meeting Jane, whom you've known for Six Years. The Two of you are going to drink Tea and talk about your Periods. If a Man you don’t want comes on to you while you’re out looking for Men, Kindly but Firmly refuse him. Say, “No, thank you.” If he asks you why, say, “It is how I feel.” If he asks if he can change how you feel, say "No," in a Definitive Tone. If he continues to hassle you, alert SomeOne or leave. Try to avoid using anOther Straight Male as Distraction or a Save, unless that’s your Game, cause it’s a Good Way to start a Fight or wind up in the Same Position over again. If a Skirmish breaks out, Unless you’re into that, use the Commotion to escape. Spaces with Lots of People are Helpful cause anywhere into a Conversation with a Guy you don’t like, you spin round nonSensically, duck into the Crowd, vanish and hideout until you’ve lost the Fucker. But! in All my Xperience playing the Pick Up Game, I have never had to do More than use a Serious Tone with a Man / move away from him. I used to live in Bushwick, Brooklyn, where I couldn’t walk a Block without being approached by Several Men. Most of them stopped bothering me with a Simple but Kind Xpression of disInterest. Some Times, I had to carry them on for a While, and I felt being Honest and Analytic helped subdue the Men and get my Point across. AnyThing that allows you to break it off in an Amicable Mood. The Amicable Mood is imPortant cause it reduces the Risk of Aggression. Analytic Conversation helps cause it makes you look Distant, not the Kind of Lady a Man would Develop a Perverse Idea is his Friend, just a Thing, a Waif that appeared and disappeared like a Moth, Pleasant but Emphameral and therefore Totally Forgettable. One Thing I do with Men who are determined to have a Conversation with me, despite my disInterest, is go into Philosophical Contemplation of the Longest and Most Drawn out Sort.
The Fastest Way to emasculate a Man is to out Smart him
Often, when I do this, Men just leave as if Bored or Confused, turned into Waifs themSelves. Language is Powerful. An inSensitive Man will become bored by Xistential Philosophy as Soon as he realizes he’s not getting laid / he’ll going to have to Deal with the Philosophy in Order to get Laid. A Good Thing to refer to in Any Conversation with a Man you don’t want to have Sx with is Values. Family Values. In Fact, describe the Man you want to the One you don’t. Say you’ve been searching All your Life for a Man who likes Tennis and Earl Gray Tea and Jane Austen Novels to a Guy who looks like he likes Sports Bars. Or that you Dream of SomeOne who will move away to an isLand to homestead with you. The More Esoteric the Better. The unDesirable will get Bored of your talking about an Other Man and the Act of describing said Person out Loud will compel his Energy to you.
You can leave if you get Bored. You you can leave if you Smell Trouble (via Taxi if it’s follow you Home Trouble). The Advantage to going to Bars / Clubs / Parties aLone is you will not be tethered to a Group who is going from Place to Place, or a Friend you have to take care of. You can go Home when you want to go Home / bring Home whom Ever you choose without Judgement from AnyOne. Plus, if you’re aLone, you are More Likely to be approached by Men. They can guess what you are there for. The Mystery Method xists because Many Men are Intimidated by Large Groups of Ladies. A Comedian has described them as a Herd of Elephants. They are imPenetrable. But, if you’re going out Xplicitly to pick up Men and would feel More Comfortable with Other People around, Two Friends is a Good Number of Friends to go with. If One of the Group is talking to SomeOne, the Other Two can keep Each Other Company.
If you are Confident out on your Own picking up Men, it becomes Easier to negotiate Things like Drugs or Money off of them and get a Fair Deal. But remember - this also ups the Level of Danger.
There are Few Things Men love More than watching Ladies dance. This is why Strip Clubs xist. This is why Modern Patriarchal Society’s Meat Market, the Club, is designed so Men can watch Ladies dance in a Pit they can enter and grind up against an Ass in at their Personal Leisure. A Dance between a Man and a Lady is Almost the Same as having Sx. I’m Pretty Sure All Sapien Cultures prelude Sx with Dancing. Dance is a Sacred Feminine Art From, the fluttering Feminine Counter Part to Masculine Rigidity as emBodied by the Patience of the Hunt. Dance if you are BIG or small, Orange Shaped or Willow Shaped. The Men who are inTerested will be inTerested. It doesn’t Matter if you’re Coordinated. You’ll Only get Coordinated by practicing. Start Slow, swaying to the Beat, and Gradually add More Moves. Dancing is a Good Thing to do if you go to Clubs or Bars or Parties aLone because it xplains itsSelf. I’ve gone to so Many Bars / Clubs / Parties aLone to pick up Men, I’ve become a Remarkable Dancer.
Because Drug Trips are Highly subJective, I’m going to talk about my Xperiences with them in the First Person. At Parties or when going out, I take enough of a Drug to get inTeresting, but not enough to loose my Head or become anti Social. I Drink Water or Juice at the Party as opposed to Alcohol, or Only Very Small Amounts of Alcohol. UnLike Alcohol, which deadens Awareness, Psycho-Active Drugs xpand Awareness. I stay Awake, Rather than fall aSleep. I become More Sensuous, More Honest and More Perceptive. On Psycho-Actives, my Ability to pick up on People's “Vibes” improves Dramatically, so it is that Much Easier to spot a Creep and avoid him. I’ve found that the Complx, metaPhysical Mind Frame Common to Psycho-Active Drug Trips is off-putting to Creeps where Alcohol’s Slurs and Loss of Coordination are encouraging. Losers are put off by Hyper-Awareness. Even Big Men are aFraid of Ladies who are Smarter than they are. Intellectualism is a Masculine Energy Trait.
The Fastest Way to emasculate a Man is to out Smart him
Using your Wit is a Good Way to deter unWanted Sxual Attention. The Paradoxical Awareness of the Psychedelic Drug Trip means you will confound All who are not on your Level.
I find I’m Less Likely to have an Emotional Hangover after a Night out flirting on Psycho-Actives ( and Often I Only flirt ) because I am Clearly Aware of the Emotions I am Xperiencing as I am Xperiencing them, as Well as of the Vibes Other People are putting out, and therefore, Less Likely to act on imPulse, make Bad Decisions, or get taken Advantage of. I used to use Alcohol a Lot and in Turn I made a Lot of Bad Decisions. I was Often taken Advantage of. Any Drug that blunts Awareness, or Any Drug taken with the Purpose of blunting Awareness, can have this Effect.
Best of All, on Psycho-Actives, you are that Much More Capable of spotting SomeOne with an Energy Similar to yours or to what you are seeking that Night. SomeTimes, I will feel a Snap or a Sizzle from a Person. Then I will be unable to ignore them. Often, when I am on Psycho-Actives, People of an Energy Similar to what I am looking for find me. This Kind of Synchronicity is Common to my Xperiences with Psycho-Actives.
Psycho-Actives do not have the Same Addictive Qualities as Cocaine. MDMA ( which I call a Psycho-Active because for me the High has Visionary Qualities ) can be Addictive, but after you do it for a Day on end, it stops working and I get Sleepy, whereas a Coke Binge can just go on and on and on and it is Xpensive. LSD is Cheap, Lasts a Long Time, gives you Spiritual Awakenings, and isn’t eSpecially Addictive. Still, I’ve know People who’ve done LSD for Weeks on End and the Results are not Good. Moderation with All Drugs.
No Cute Guy will worry bout the Fact you’re turning down Other Drugs / drinking Water / Juice if you’re giving him the Acid Eyes.
Guess : which One of these Girls is High on LSD?
Marijuana is a Great Aphrodisiac
9) If you Desperately want to get laid One Night, repeat “I'm gonna get laid” over and over in your Head while out in Public ( also : The Gate System - More Rape Defense Techniques )
Like Energy attracts Like Energy, and your Energy will be unConsciously Palatable to Men. Have you ever seen a Man’s Head snap round to look at a Lady? It’s not her Clothes. This Technique will attract Losers as Well as Hot Guys, so stay Sneaky. In Bars in New York, I used a Gate System. If the Man who approached me could pass through the Gates, he could sleep with me. Gate #1: Do you know who Nietzsche is? ( Of Course this Question should be Personalized. In my Case, asking who Nietzsche is would cut out 90% of Approachees and I could go back to my Beverage / the Show / the Party ). Gate #2: What do you think of Nietzsche’s Position on Ladies? A Great Way to a ) meet Philosophy Majors and b ) suss out Sxists.
When picking up Men, stay in Places with Crowds. If you must walk Somewhere aLone ( taking a Cab you trust if you have Money is Better, or riding a Bike if you dont have Money. You can ride a Bike in Heels More Comfortably than walking in them and can make Fast Escapes ). I suggest carrying Defense, like a Small Knife, etc. I used to carry a CorkScrew ( which doubled as a CorkScrew ) as Well as making Sure I had what I termed a “Rape Condom,” so I had the Option, should the Situation arise, of stating, “I understand that you are going to rape me, so, would you wear this? I mean, the Guy might not have done it, but I can’t imagine him getting Angry about a Lady suggesting it, so Much as confused or distracted, which is Really how I would like my Rapist, so I can stab him in the Eye with my CorkScrew. It was a Placebo, Perhaps ( I should have carried Lots of Condoms All the Time! ) but it worked. I wasn’t as aFraid. Any Object that can buy Time / stab a Guy is Great. Talking a Man down, as a Grown Lady, is a Real Possibility - if you’re Fast and Cunning. Don’t go for Strength. Go for Precision. Get them in the Neck or in the Eyes or the Balls. You can also remember that rule about yelling, "Fire!" whose Logic is, yell "Rape!" and People will be frightened of a Large Man and will stay away. Yell "Fire!" and People will be like "Xciting!" and want to crowd around.
Don’t walk aLone down Dark Alleys or through Parks. That’s Obvious. Stick to Places where there are Other People / Lights. Nonetheless, I would like to reiterate, in All my Xperience Prowling the Night, for All the Little Tricks I dreamed up about how I would take that Fucker down if I had to, I have Never had a Man attack me in the Street. Once, in Vancouver, a Very Drunk Young Man lurched at me. I was wearing Steel Toe Boots. I told him to stay back and he backed off. I doubt Very Much I would have had to hurt him. I could have outrun him at a Jog, given how Badly he was stumbling, but, had it come to it, I could have caved his Face in. That Guy was a Fucking Wreck. From SomeThing he mumbled, I gathered what he wanted was Love. That’s Often how it is.
Project a Calm, Happy Inner Self and you will attract Calm, Happy People into your Life. Stay Calm and Happy in the Presence of Angry, unHappy People and you will make them Calmer and Happier, or, at Least, you will survive it. Breathe Deeply, into your Stomach and Womb ( if you want to get those Vibes going on ), and think about Things that you like, like a Man you might want. Hum. Dance a Little. Dance makes People Sacred.
The Biggest Mistake of 20th Century Feminism was to discount the Value of Traditional Femininity, which is what the Patriarchy was doing All along. Do not be aFraid of the Colour Pink, Emotions, Cooing, Softness, HouseWork, Cooking, Sensuousness, Intuition, your Body, or Children. All within Reason. If you’re Genuinely not into these Things, fuck ’em, but don’t pretend you aren’t cause they’re “Girly.” Tell People who think “Girly” Things are Lesser to roast on a Spit, Sxist Pig.
Men like Sx. That’s why they cheat on their Wives / look at Creepy Porn / bury their Sick Fetishes under Layers of repression / go to Hookers / visit Strippers. Give up. Move on. Open your Eyes. Do not be aFraid of Sx. It is not Evil. It is Good. It is Love. It is the Most Natural Thing in the World. EveryThing must have Sx or no Thing would be here. I think that God wants us to have Sx cause Otherwise, there wouldn’t be Any Thing for God to watch. Watching us work gets Boring after a While. SomeTimes, we must play. Do not be aFraid to look at Pornography. Ladies Asses are Mesmerizing.
This would be a Happier Species if there were Better Porn. There would be Better Porn if Ladies looked at / thought about Porn More Often. These are Some of the Many Reasons why I make Porn.
13) MASTURBATE, for your Own Sake
Orgasm is a Release of Tension and an Xplosion of Joy. If you beleive the Law of Attraction, and I do, the More Tension you release, the More Joy you feel, the Less Tension and the More Joy there will be in your Life, and at an Xponential Rate. Learn where your G Spot is ( the inSide Front Wall of the Vaginal Canal, about an Inch or 2 up ) and what Kind of Strokes it likes ( a Firm, Gentle Pressure, I find ). Use a Bit of Lube or Clitoral Gel ( Clitoral Gels smells Pretty ) for massaging your Clitoris, the Mouse Pad, shall we say, of Feminine Pleasure. Or try a Bullet, a Small, vibrating, Clitoral Stimulator which can get you aroused in no Time. Touch your Anus. With Lube. That’s Fun. See where Things go. Fantasize. An Orgasmic Fantasy releases a Great Deal of Positive, Attractive Psychic Energy, so what you think about is More Likely to come True. Thoughts create Actions.
As a Result of Emotional Baggage and Patriarchal oppression, capitalized on by Corporations, Many Ladies to Day have Low Self eSteem. Others Direct their All Confidence towards their Work and save None for their Personal Lives, making them Successful, but Lonely. Spread it out a Little, Lady Friend. The Best Way to fight Patriarchy is to love yourSelf for who you are. That doesn’t mean be Hedonist, it means listen to the Inner Voice, fuck EveryBody else.
In the Event of Shyness, I like these Mantras. The Point is not to give a Fuck if they’re True. It’s saying them to yourSelf that does the Trick.
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My Credentials : I took Two Courses : One in Fitness Theory and One in Xrcise Physiology from VI Fitness Centres in Victoria, BC.
Stop thinking about "loosing Weight" That's BullShit made up by the ( Mega Rich ) Dieting Industry. I could go on and on about how a Promotion of Starvation goes Hand in Hand with Patriarchal repression of Feminine Sxual Power. The Hungry are Easily manipulated and abused. But, that’s a Whole Other Story and Most of it can be read, with Citations, in The Beauty Myth by Naomi Wolfe.
Xrcise is about having a Healthy Body. The Sapiens Species grew working the Land. This whole sitting at Desks All Day isn’t Good for AnyOne. But, hey, here I am, sitting at my Desk, to share my kNowledge with you.
Besides having Sx, a Work out Routine featuring Cardio, Weights ( including using Body Weight, as in the Case of Push ups and Sit ups ) and Stretches, 30 Minutes a Day, 3 Days a Week, will Probably get you Sxe. You will feel a Hundred Times Better than if you don’t work out at All, that’s for Sure. If you want SomeThing Better tailored to your Needs, talk to a Fitness Trainer.
But, if you Really do want to lose Weight, you need to do More than 20 Minutes of Cardio per Session. The Body starts burning Fat Only after 20 Minutes of Continuous Aerobic Xercise.
Eat as Many Fruits, Vegetables and Legumes as Possible, and balance this out with Whole Grains and Lean Proteins. I keep this Simple because I am no Xpert, just a Fit, High-Energy Girl, and because I think Simple is Easy to stick to.
Then add a Suggestive Hint. If you want Things to get Deep as the Night goes on, try breathing in Tandem with him.
A One Night Stand, Mutual Oral, a Romantic Friendship, whatever. If the Guy is into it, he will respond Positively. If he turns you down, Kindly Xcuse yourSelf, however Painful this might be. It can be Very Painful, but it will get Less Painful with Time. At a Certain Point, after so Many Rejections, the Truth becomes Clear - you don’t want the People who don’t want you.
"What do you think is going to happen to the Federal Liberals now that they've Completely fallen on their Asses?" If Dude has noThing inTeresting to say in Return, he’s not Worth fucking. If he answers SomeThing that makes you Laugh, he is Worth fucking, or at Least Worth pursuing. This is in Opposition to the Male PUA Technique, which relies or feeding a Lady a Series of Mental Slight of Hand Tricks meant to grab her Interest, and is Based on the Supposition that Ladies do not have Vastly Differing Personalities that may relate to the Guy’s in One of Various Ways, but are rather a Series of Mentally inErt Body Parts to be seduced. In asking Questions about your Interests, you assure you find a Guy you could like for himSelf, outSide of the Sx. Hence, I ask Prospective Fuck Buddies Things like, “Do you know who Nietzsche is?”
Be Firm about how Far you are willing to go Sxually on a Given Evening. If you feel pressured, leave.
If you don't allready do this during Sx, you are about to have your Mind blown as to how Much Better Sx can be. It’s Much Easier to orgasm from your Own Clitoral Stoking than to a Male’s Penetration aLone. If he is on Top or behind you, reach between your Legs and use the Clitoris as a Gear Shift whose Purpose is to direct you to Climax. Use Lubricant or Saliva. If the Man you are with asks why you are doing this, tell him, "So I can come." If you are aFraid he will think you look Silly, understand that massaging the Clitoris during Sx this will make you enjoy the Sx More, and that Men are turned on by Ladies being turned on.
That Men in this Culture are Often More Comfortable with Ladies’ Bodies and Sxualities than the Ladies are with their Own is a Clear Sign that Some Thing is aMiss in the Way we teach Ladies to relate to their Bodies and to their Sxualities.
Try it on the Penis and on and around the Clitoris. Flavored Lubricant is not recommended for interCourse because the Sugars in the Flavoring can trigger Yeast inFections in the Delicate Vaginal Eco System.
My Friend, who writes for Sex Info 101, once showed a Blow Blitzed Party this diagram of the Clitoris.
She put Glasses on her Nose, pointed with the Long Cigarette Holder I bring out for Fun, and was like, "As you can see, the Dark Pink Legs of the Clitoris xtend down the Length of the Vaginal Opening."
Girl knows her Shit. Try massaging the Skin around the Labia Major and see what happens. Also, the Visible Part of Ladies’ Genitalia, the Labia and the Clitoris and so on, is called the Vulva. The Canal is called the Vagina. Vulva is a Nicer Word than Vagina. Using it might make you More inClined to talk bout this Particular Part of your Anatomy.
Soft Sx is Oral Sx, Titty Sx, Cuddling, Fondling, etc. Hard Sx is interCourse with the Vagina or the Anus. Tell Guys which you are in the Mood for. Soft or Hard. Or that you need Soft to get in the Mood for Hard.
Men can go from 0 to 60 in 30 Seconds and then come Once. Ladies can go from 0 to 60 in 20 Minutes and then come inNumerable Times. One Theory is that the Elusive Lady’s Orgasm evolved as a Way to distinguish Caring Men from not so Caring Ones, Good Fathers from Lousy Fathers.
A Good Way to prevent a Man from going too Fast Once he’s in you ( being Fully Penetrated by a Large Penis when you aren’t Ready yet Really hurts! ) is to hold your Lubed Index and Middle Fingers over your Vaginal Opening in an A Frame. Squeeze the Penis as it goes into the Vagina to prevent it from going in too Far. The Guy shouldn't mind this on Account of the squeezing being Pretty Pleasant in itsSelf. You might also grip the Penis with your Hand as it enters you. Loosen your Grip as you become Ready.
I don’t know why this works but in my Case it Definitely increases the Speed and Power of Orgasm.
Tain’t his Ball Sack and tain’t his Anus, but it is Full of Nerve Endings. Like the G-Spot in Ladies and the P ( Prostate ) -Spot in Men ( found in and down in the Anus ), the Taint likes a Firm but Gentle Pressure. With a Guy you don’t know, Massage it just where it meets the Ball Sack and see how he reacts.
DONT STICK A COCK STRAIGHT INTO AN ASS. One of the Many Social Ills ( like Fake Breasts ) incurred upon us by MainStream Consumer Pornography is the imPression you can just pop a Dick in an Ass. OmG. No. You can't. It Really Hurts. You start by asking. You tap the Asshole with a Finger and see how it reacts. With Positive Signals put the Finger in Slowly. Use Lube. Silicone-Based Lube is Good for Anal, but will melt Silicone-Based Toys. Note : I like my Own Fingers in my Ass, but Many Men’s Fingers can have too a Rough a Txture. Make Sure Nails are clipped.
With AnyThing Anally-Related ( or, hey, you know, this is Good All round Advice ), ask how the Act feels. Speak up as Soon as SomeThing becomes unComfortable. Then 2 Fingers. Possibly over the Course of Several Days / Sx Sessions. Then maybe a Toy. Then maybe an Other Toy. Then, Finally, when Every One agrees it’s a go, a Cock. AnyOne who sticks an Object into an Other’s Ass without being told "Go" in the Clearest Terms ought to have an Object rammed up their Ass without Warning to see how they like it.
UnLess he’s inSecure about his Size, that is. The Larger, Thicker Penises are Good for inTense Vaginal Sensation. Smaller, Curved Penises are Better for G Spot Activation.
Even if you state the Casual Nature of a Relationship from the Start, Guys can get Clingy. Be Polite but Firm and Concise in turning Guys away. If they get Creepy, confer with your Friends, who can act as Back up / help you find Ways to drive the Loser off.
Because of my Life Style, ’'m aLways bumping into Dudes I fucked. Or made out with. Or suggested we hook up. They add me on Facebook, I meet them at Parties, in the Grocery Store, or when I’m out with One of my Partners. Being able to handle X Lovers Smoothly is Key to being a Slut with Style. Treat those who were Good Lovers as Friendly Acquaintances, like SomeOne you used to work with. Approach them Kindly, say Hello and, if you are not inTerested in More Sx with them, ask about their non Sxual Lives. If they start coming on to you and you aren’t inTerested, Politely but Firmly turn them down. Most of us prefer as Positive Memory to a Painful Present. If the Xperience was not Good, I say, react to the Man to the Degree he hurt you. Ignore the Dude and go about your Business. Shoot him the Finger as you walk by. Pour Sugar in his Gasoline Tank. Black Ball him on the InterNet. Take him to Court.
As an Amateur Urban Canadian Anthropologist, I have often gone out at Night to see if I could rub up against a Man of a Particular subCulture. From theses Xperiences, I have found that Different subCultures require Different Types of Flirtation. Here are Some Xamples:
Dudes can also be called Bros. Dudes are Most heteroSxual Men. Dudes have Friends / a Job and want a Girl they can fuck / love, One Order or the Other. The Best Way to pick up a Dude is to be Totally Honest and Straightforward with him about what you are looking for. I have found that More Often than not he will be amused / relieved by my Candor. A Dude may reject an Offer. Don’t take it Personally. It’s not worth your Time to take it Personally. If your Plan was fuck the Dude and leave the Dude, lay this out in Advance, but beware. Dudes can turn into the Sort who will call you Obsessively. They are having Lust Pains. Ignore / refuse them and they will go away. If they persist beyond a Few Days, they are not Dudes, they are Psychos. Bring in the Professionals. If you’re looking for a Relationship with a Good Dude, start a Conversation about Personal inTerests and then get his Phone Number for Coffee / whatever. Dudes with Good Hearts make Good Husbands / Fathers. That’s why there’s so Many of them.
A Dude with More Social Prestige, the Business Man appreciates Honesty and Enthusiasm in Sxual Matters. But, Capitalist Business Men, whatever Level they are at, are the Kind of Guys who will hire a Prostitute just because it’s Less Effort than trying to pick up a Chick at a Bar. To pick these Guys up, be Cheaper than the Prostitute they could hire ( unless the Money’s what you’re in it for ) / Easier Going than the Wife / GirlFriend they have to manage. With the Business Man, I’ve Found it to be Helpful to accentuate Some of my More Xotic Qualities, Such as my Politics or my Thing for Psychedelics, so that the Business Man feels like he is doing me for the Xperience of it, like going to an Other Country on Vacation. Give One of these Men a Smouldering Look, strike up a Conversation, and see where it goes. These Males Appreciate a Little Class / Mystery. If you want a Relationship with One, be warned, however. This is the Demographic that is Most Likely to lie / cheat. Open Relationships might be a Thing to look into.
Hipsters Males are, in their Purest Form, Androgynous and Sensitive, and, therefore, work Sxually via Subduction - the Gradual transFormation of Friendship into Loveship. Many Hipsters are Hard to hit on because they are inSecure / Shy / Picky to bordering on aSxual. I have found that Hipsters are frightened / put off by the Very Forwardness that works so Well on Dudes / Business Men. The Line between a Hipster and a Dude can SomeTimes be Hard to Gauge. However, figuring out where your Mark lies on the Spectrum is Key to how Much Forwardness to use. The Test to find out of the Guy you like is More Dude or More Hipster is “does he have a Group of Bros?” If he does, he’s a Dude. If he doesn’t, he’s a Hipster. If he has “Close Male Friends” he’s either a Gay or Closeted Gay, or the Yuppie / Academic / Professional, whom I will talk about Nxt. Hipsters don’t have Bros, that’s for Dudes, and they don’t so Much have “Close Male Friends,” that’s for Gays and YAPs. Hipsters have Scenes.
The Hardest Type of Guy to seduce, besides the Rich Guy, is the Hipster Dude, that Species Right between the Hipster and the Dude. More Often than not you have to be what they are looking for in Order for these Men to go Home with you. ie: they’re as Picky as Hipsters but Cockier, a Thoroughly irRitating Combination for a Lady PUA. A Playa can’t play a Player, but then again, the Reverse is also True. My Xperience with these Men has been MAJOR EGO CLASH.
Yuppies, Academics and Professionals are Easy to hit on, eSpecially if you know how to talk like One. Strike up a Conversation about an Esoteric, Educated Topic and then drop a “Wanna fuck / cuddle / go out?” Bomb in when Things get Comfortable. If you don’t know how to talk like a YAP, use Body Language to convey your inTerest in him. He will Probably be flattered. The Way to tell the Difference between a YAP and a Hipster is that a Hipster is Fashionable to the Point of Self-Consciousness, whereas YAPs like Simple but Good-Quality Clothing they don’t have to think about Very Much. The Way to tell a Dude from a YAP is a YAP has a “Specialty,” whereas a Dude has a “Job” and is “into Things.”
The Way to tell if a Man is Closeted Gay, whatever his Social Class, is to observe how he acts around his Male Friends. Is he just a Little too Eager to please?
Use Any Personal Ad Service. Write an Ad stating that you’re looking for an Older Man. He will come and he will buy Dinner.
( Though SomeTimes they fail, or are putting on an Act ) Hippie Guys try to be Honest and in Touch with theirSelves and their Feminine Sides and will appreciate reCiprocation from you in this Respect. Hippie Guys are Great cause they’re Sensitive, Good at Sx and Often Openly polyAmorous. Hippie Guys are Similar to Gypsy Guys in that the Best Way to get with One is to go where they go, hang around and wait for the Cuddle Puddle to begin. Bring Drugs, Trinkets and Food you can xchange and you will earn their Affection. The DownSide of Hippie Guys is they can be Emotional, Flaky and HypoCritical. You have to suss out if the Guy you’re after has these Characteristics. If HypoCritical is the Case, he’s not Really a Hippy, he’s a Dude dressed as a Hippy. The DownSide of Gypsy Guys, who can be Very Seductive, is that they are unReliable OutLaws living Hard Lives. What holds True for Both Hippies and Gypsies holds True for Most Anarkist Men I have met : they are Either Totally Awesome and Spiritually Awake, or they are Charlatans.
Rich Men ( I’m talking Old Money Rich here - Newer Money Rich are Business Men / Capitalists ) are the Hardest to hit on because they live in a Bubble of Luxury Others aren’t allowed in, and if you do get in, you have contend with the Rich Ladies for them. Don’t pretend you’re Rich if your not. They’ll see through you. Their Entire Sense of Self is built around their Class Privilege. For this Reason, they are Dangerous to you and you are Dangerous to them. If you are not of their Class, they may treat you with disRespect just to reestablish their Superiority.
If you want to bag a Rich Guy but are not Rich, go for Xotic and unUsual. Be Easier to get along with / More inTeresting than a Rich Lady.
Here’s what I figure is Probably the Best Way to bag a Rich Dude if you’re not Rich : Weeks of Careful Stalking. Put on an OutFit that is inCredibly Sxe in a Casual but reFined Way. Find a Place where Rich Men congregate, such as where they drink Coffee. Begin going to this Place Often. Bring SomeThing with you to make you look Busy. A Book. Sit there reading the Book and listening to the Men’s Conversations, Day in, Day out, until you become a Regular Feature at said Location / get an Idea of how Rich Men behave ( you could also try working at a Store where they buy Clothes ). These Men Probably have Ladies throw themSelves at them All the Time, unLess they are unAttractive, and Probably, Half the Time, its for Money. This would jade you Pretty Fast. The Rich Man may catch on to you if you’re too Obvious in your being after him. Or he may think of you as disPosable. But, if you begin to notice One noticing you, you’re Golden. Keep to your Routine, and see if he figures it out, or say, "I caught you looking at me" if it is True.
Of Course, the Biggest Problem with Rich Guys is they think they’re Top Banana and they Really want you to think so too. If you don’t think so, are not of their Class, and you don’t happen to find a Particularity non-Chalant / Fun / Socially Awkward One, I’d think it’d be allmost Impossible to fuck a Rich Dude and not feel used / looked down on. That just isn’t Worth it to me, even if I am getting paid. Honestly, Probably the Best Way to snag a Rich Guy who isn’t a Total Jerk is to go through a Matchmaking Service that specializes in Such Things. I think you have to get a Foot in their Door and then pray for Luck.
I hope this Guide helps People
I mean, you know, a Lot of this is Conjecture, meant to inspire. Dogma does not xist but in our Minds.
I will probably continue to xpand as I learn More
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